Man, I kind of love today's batch of photos. Not because I think my outfit is "earth-shattering" or because my hair looks so extremely luxurious. They were just such fun photos to take. That, and my facial expression in most of them is "skeptical/concerned," basically what my face usually looks like. So, lots of pictures today. Also, I wore not one, but two brooches today. And one of them is so obnoxious and weighs about eighty pounds. Hence the post title. The other one my lovely friend Charlotte gave to me for my birthday. It reminds me of a cross section of a tiny tree.